We really didn’t think anything could top the insanely long and high ponytail Ariana Grande‘s worn for the last, uh, every single year ever, but then we saw a picture of Dove Cameron from last night, who pretty much topped every single ponytail we’ve ever seen—and that includes anything ever worn by Grande, Madonna, and even Jeannie in I Dream of Jeannie. Yup.
The picture, posted by hairstylist Chad Wood (whose client list includes truly every celeb you’ve ever seen), shows Cameron sitting in a chair with glossy red eyes, dewy skin, and the most outrageously high, tight, braided, and crazy ponytail we’ve possibly ever seen. The caption on the photo: “’Do something else, do my eyebrows’ #madonna #hairbyme.” Clearly, we’re getting hardcore Madonna vibes from this hair, but Madonna times one billion, what with the slicked-back ponytail, the double fishtail braids wrapped around the base of it, and the teased tail.
We think it’s safe to say that there are a few dozen hair extensions on Cameron’s head, meaning her ponytail must weigh approximately one-hundred pounds. Though we probably won’t be recreating this look at home anytime soon, we’ll gladly stare at it with admiration.